“I just had to stay cool. Zen. No punching in the face. Punching would not be Zen.”
“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”
“Hear me out. Would you eat a hamburger if there was any chance it could punch you in the face?- How is a hamburger supposed to punch me in the face?Just say that it can. Would you bother? Or would you eat something else?”
“If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.”
“Zen does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.”
“The only Zen you find on tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there.”