“I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.”
“The pervert.""He prefers to think of himself as sexual deviant.""Semantics.”
“I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.”
“I don't like to think of myself as a 'virgin'. I prefer to think of myself as 'sexually incomplete'. You know. Like I haven't finished the course yet.”
“Would you prefer the term pawn?” he said. “I struggle to stay abreast of what’s politically correct.”
“Desperate is not a sexual preference.”