“It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.”

“See that's what people don't get about food. It's never the food, it's the love that goes into making it. That's what's important.”

“I've always felt that sexuality is a really slippery thing. In this day and age, it tends to get categorized and labeled, and I think labels are for food. Canned food.”

“God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.”

“Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint calls, OK?Steven, I don’t throw food at…oh, that was a joke, right?Yup, buddy boy. It was a joke. But seriously, no kissing the nurses on the lips, either. It messes up their makeup.Eeeeeeewwwww!”

“The thing is, you throw brains and souls into an animal and stir, you don’t really know what you’re going to get.”