“Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

“She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing… "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

“She pivoted on one foot, turning her sword. Fast. Her head snapped toward me. Dark eyes stared straight at me. I detected no fear. Instead it was a look of challenge. So not a mouse after all, but something more. This could be interesting. I'd let her dance in the dirt a bit more. She was fun to watch.She crouched with her hand out. What the hell was she doing... "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty." Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.”

“Oh my God I'm going to kill you!' But she was laughing.”

“Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.”

“oh my god, she said are you going to be reasonable about this?”