“Raphael was a bouda and they viewed sex as a fun recreational activity that should be practiced vigorously and often.”

“We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.How do you know he is a sex fiend?He is fifteen and he's a bouda. Hello?”

“Mopes is not for the mopey! One who lacks presence of mind to mope should engage in an activity for recreation with a moppet.”

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”

“No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous, frantic, forbidden, freaky - but if you're finding it 'fun,' you're doing it wrong.”

“Micro meditations should be performed with very little activity. These practices should not be associated with any goal, concept or belief.”