“Shapeshifter parenting motto—if your kid slits somebody's throat, always have a backup plan to make the body disappear.”
“How could I ask for a better friend? Someone who gives me a backup plan. Instead of someone who makes me the backup plan.”
“The dreams that you hold for your future are what you dream about at night. They’re always at the back of your mind. They’re what your heart desires. They keep you going. Accept reality and have a backup plan, but always follow your dreams no matter what.”
“On having a backup plan: "Always a good plan anytime you want to follow your dream - I love writing, acting, and psychiatry - there are crazy people everywhere which means I can take my career anywhere my dream needs to go.”
“you wouldnt knew a good thing if came up and slit your throat!”
“How do you say, 'Bring me steak and eggs or I'll slit your throat' in Italian?”