“There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.”
“Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!'Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?'Which one do you think?'Bad Vlad?'Good call.”
“Luscious, aren't I, poppet? Go on, stare. I don't mind.”-“You look like a Dracula porn movie reject”-“Let‟s not speak of him. Like the devil, Vlad might appear if we do.”Denise & Ian”
“Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.”
“I’m the only authentic Vlad. Everyone else is merely an envious imitation.”
“I've noticed Dracula was often as practical a fellow as he was a nasty one.”