“The familiar was usually invisible; how many people really noticed everything they saw?”
“Ever notice how really smart people enjoy making silly jokes?”
“Have you noticed how many people who walk in the shade curse the Sun?”
“In high school, I was convinced I had super powers. Well, just one really. I was sure I had the gift of invisibility. But nobody saw how super I was, because nobody saw me.”
“The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.”
“I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.”