“Do not count the days, do not count the miles. Count only the Germans you have killed. Kill the German - this is your old mother's prayer. Kill the German - this is what your children beseech you to do. Kill the German - this is the cry of your Russian earth. Do not waver. Do not let up. Kill.”
“I didn't say yes. I can say no to anything I say vile, and I don't have to count the cost. But because you said yes, all that you can do, for all your crown and your trappings, and your guards—all that your can do is to have me killed.”
“It sends out a very clear message: "Mess with us and we'll do something worse than kill you. We'll kill your children.”
“When your mother and your father are having a fight, do you want them to kill each other? Or do you just want them to stop fighting?”
“If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?”
“Do you want me to kill your father, Barnum?”