“Try anything like that again and that cute arse of yours will be the same colour your face is right now.”
“I'd do anything for that smile that's on your face right now.”
“... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.”
“Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth tonight.”
“Mae West had it right—try anything once, do it again if you like it.”
“-You're pretty hard-boiled, Tinker Bell.-Call me that name again and you'll be wondering how your bollocks wound up lodged in your windpipe--from below. Just because we don't get to your side of things much anymore doesn't mean we don't know anything. 'If you believe in fairies, clap your hands!' If you believe in fairies, kiss my rosy pink arse is more like it. Now are you going to shut your gob or not?”