“Are you crazy? Why did you tell her I was pregnant?”“It sounded nicer than the truth, okay?”“What, that you have round-trip tickets on the Bi-Polar Express?”

“We all arrive on Earth with a round-trip ticket.”

“It's okay if you want to go. Everyone wants you to stay. I want you to stay more than I've ever wanted anything in my life. But that's what I want and I could see why it might not be what you want. So I just wanted to tell you that I understand if you go. It's okay if you have to leave us. It's okay if you want to stop fighting.”

“Her mind whited out, and she coughed. It sounded suspiciously like a whimper. "Well, okay. I guess I blew that round again, didn't I?""I don't know," he whispered. "Did you? I found your choice of topic extremely interesting.”

“My psychiatrist said "you're BI Polar. I said "tell us something we don't already know".”

“Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth,” and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?”