“Would you prefer the term pawn?” he said. “I struggle to stay abreast of what’s politically correct.”
“You're a fag?Oh please, you need to be more politically correct when insulting someone. Don't you ever read the papers. We're progressive. We prefer the term pu**y challenged. Now, get with the program boys.”
“With issues regarding nipples, I always try to stay abreast of the subject.”
“What is the politically correct term for ‘retarded’?”“I think the words you’re fishing for are ‘mentally disabled.’ And no. I’m not mentally disabled.”
“Since I was five, I've known that I was adopted, which is a politically correct term for being clueless about one's own origins.”
“I prefer the term ‘sexual deviant’ myself,” Saiman said.”