“In the 1970's and in early 1980's, a startling discovery was made that almost every problem contains an element of solutions.”

“1980's: not a time period but a state of mind.”

“I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.”

“We retire too early and we die too young, our prime of life should be in the 70's and old age should not come until we are almost 100.”

“Plea to the early 1960's NY Mets. "Can't anyone here play this game?”

“I`ve got a black woolen hat and it`s got Pervert written across the front of it. It`s the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn`t think. I just put my hat on Clara`s head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn`t figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old baby`s wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, `There`s Satan! There`s Satan out with his kid!` And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.”