“Hi. I can't believe there's an author with my name.”
“hi my name is luke, it rhymes with puke!”
“Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed.”
“Hi! My name is Bambi! I like kittens and puppies and throwing flaming balls of death at my enemies!”
“Different authors have different points of view. You can't just say, 'I believe in the Bible.”
“I've tried to believe, but I don't, I can't, and there's no use pretending.”