“I thought he was a woman, but I guess not.”
“I would guess that he thought and thought for at least ten years before he came up with a stupendous idea, that glory of man's inventiveness, pants.”
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with Guess on it. I said, thyroid problem?”
“I thought I did, but I guess I didn’t. But I did think I did, and it’s the thought that counts, right?”
“I imagined it. I wrote it. But I guess I never thought I'd see it.”
“I thought you an' I'd already settled the roles in the fucker/fuckee relationship! I guess I thought wrong!”