“Coffee, unless it is very good and made by somebody else, is pretty intolerable at any time.”
“I am very little inclined on any occasion to say anything unless I hope to produce some good by it.”
“A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches”
“There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...”
“Lonely, ain't it?Yes, but my lonely is mine. Now your lonely is somebody else's. Made by somebody else and handed to you. Ain't that something? A secondhand lonely.”
“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”