“Every book is the wreck of a perfect idea.”

“Every book is a box of ideas.”

“It's not that I liked lunacy for the sake of lunacy, but if a writer can truly surprise me without throwing logic completely out the window, then that writer has me for good. Most book surprises aren't surprising at all but follow a formula, like the dead body that's certain to lurch out of a wreck being explored by deep-sea divers in just about every book that involves wrecks and divers.”

“I have stolen ideas from every book I have ever read.”

“Every time people force themselves to carry on with a book they're not enjoying, they reinforce the idea that reading is a duty.”

“Writing long books is a laborious and impoverishing act of foolishness: expanding in five hundred pages an idea that could be perfectly explained in a few minutes. A better procedure is to pretend that those books already exist and to offer a summary, a commentary.”