“Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.”
“Comedy is tragedy standing on its head with its pants down.”
“Youth is the only sexy tragedy. It's James Dean jumping into his Porsche Spyder, it's Marilyn heading off to bed.”
“Humor is tragedy plus time.”
“You stand for nothing. You respect nobody. The music you dance to is devoid of beauty, its lyrics empty of humor or cleverness.”
“Tragedy plus time equals humor”