“Diplomacy is to do and say, the nastiest things in the nicest way.”
“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.”
“Why is it that the nicest things never are healthy?”
“Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.”
“To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy.”
“Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.”