“Why is it beautiful that humanity keeps coming back? So does herpes.”
“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
“The seasons of nature repeat annually. Spring goes off and comes back again. But for us, humans, the time does not return.”
“The human face does not always reflect the beauty that may repose in the soul.”
“Why does it hurt so much? Why does it have to hurt?”
“If, when you talk to people, they keep backing away from you, it's because you're TOO CLOSE, alright? SO DON'T KEEP ADVANCING ON THEM LIKE A HUMAN GLACIER.”