“All husbands are boring... No woman with ounce of sense gets married to be entertained, she marries to be maintained.”
“A man finds good thing and favor when he finds a good wife. A woman lives in good fortune when she gets married to a good husband.”
“When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.”
“A battered wife is a married woman until she gets a divorce. Or until she kills the bastard.”
“Olivia married sexy Ghandi. No wonder she loves her husband.”
“Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.”