“Just as Daniel Balalcazar said, it makes no sense to suffer in advance a misfortune that may never occur.”

“Nice people with common sense do not make interesting characters. They only make good former spouses.”

“She never imagined a scenario in which her love was not returned with the same depth of feeling, for to her it was impossible to believe that a love of such magnitude could have stunned only her. The most elementary logic and justice indicated that somewhere in the city he was suffering the same delicious torment.”

“Writing is like making love. Don't worry about the orgasm, just concentrate on the process.”

“Happiness is pure kitsch; we come into the world to suffer and learn.”

“...memory is fragile and the space of a single life is brief, passing so quickly that we never get a chance to see the relationship between events; we cannot gauge the consequences of our acts, and we believe in the fiction of past, present, and future, but it may also be true that everything happens simultaneously.”

“All husbands are boring... No woman with ounce of sense gets married to be entertained, she marries to be maintained.”