“The best-adjusted people are the‘psychologically patriotic,’ who are glad to be what they are.”

“For many Extraverts, "hell at a party" is "not being able to get in." Many introverts see it as "being there.”

“With time, many people show who they really are, and some people show who they really are by what they say... Now I know who you are. What a disappointment.”

“Successful people consistently put their best "self" forward.”

“I was too busy fighting the river to worry about adjusting my beliefs in accordance to reality.”

“Marines or Martyrs--Who do you think will get the virgins?”

“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”