“I hate crap, I like craftsmanship”
“I hate it. I hate taxidermy shops and all that crap.”
“I just hated to think I looked like crap around tall, handsome men. Even if they were gingers.”
“How’s everything going, Jonah?” This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don’t need this crap.”
“I feel like run-over crap," I complained. "You look like run-over crap," Jenks said. "Drink your tea.”
“I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.”