“This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?”

“Isn't it strange that all life can pretty much end, but the universe goes on as it is? No one else exists, but the moon keeps shining and the stars keep falling.”

“Careful, taking the high road causes nose bleeds, so carry tissue.”

“If you do want to wear you're heart on you're sleeve remember not to blow you're nose on it.”

“It’s sooooo annoying when girls think that guys should have to pay for everything. That mentality is ridiculous and ancient. Any female who’s worth having around, will offer to pay her portion—and maybe even the whole bill.”

“Tallow was nervously aware that his name was on the worse cold-case dump CSU had ever seen. He was not looking forward to having them look at him and judge by eye exactly how much his organs might be worth on the black market.”

“As he satin the tree he looked down at the girl in the floral dress and felt his heart miss a beat.”