“A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break.”

“Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.”

“Conformity is contagious.”

“You wanna know how to make God laugh?" he said. "Tell him your plans." (God-shaped Hole)”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”

“The vocation of pastor(s) has been replaced by the strategies of religious entrepreneurs with business plans.”