“There are three reasons why men of genius have long hair. One is, that they forget it is growing. The second is, that they like it. The third is, that it comes cheaper; they wear it long for the same reason they wear their hats long.”
“I came here for the same reason doctors wear uniforms of long white coats...They don't do it for their benefit, but for yours.”
“Boys and men are the same people, in different clothes. Boys wear short trousers and men wear long trousers. But they are just the same if you take their trousers off.”
“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roof over your head.”
“You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.”
“As long as everyone's wearing their own pants.""I see I have come in on a fascinating moment in the conversation.”