“Struck by lightning! Struck by lightning!”
“The difference between love and sex is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
“Like a lightning bug... Like a lightning bug?... Yes, just like a night lightning bug; because there are day lightning bugs too - even if nobody has ever seen one, I know there are some, and I know the day lightning bugs are the cockroaches that since they can't light up, people kill them.”
“One stroke of lightning does not have to lead anywhere, but to the next stroke of lightning.”
“Attacking a lightning rod doesn't make you lightning..."Regarding Barack Obama”