“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.”
“It's funny how you can think you know someone pretty well, and then something happens or they do something that makes you understand that you didn't really know them at all.”
“These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.”
“Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up”
“You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.”
“Who really can face the future? All you can do is project from the past, even when the past shows that such projections are often wrong. And who really can forget the past? What else is there to know?”