“No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands... that can do your brain.”

“Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.”

“One can fight money only with money! from my Tale Of The Rock Pieces.”

“The thinnest thing in the world is the border between good and evil... my next The Opposite Of Magic.”

“Even in the hottest fire there's a bit of water. my The Opposite Of Magic.”

“The only thing that holds you back is your certainty that your abilities are limited. You need to break that belief.”

“If you sincerely desire a truly well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and "nutty." You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, no matter what. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the telepathic pressure alone of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well-grounded in consensus reality.”