“Two things you should never do in a hurry: make up and revenge.”
“Revenge is two wrongs that make a right. Julian did something wrong. What did you do wrong?”
“There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.”
“There are two things you should never do with your father: learn how to drive and learn how to kill a chicken.”
“He who seeks revenge should dig two graves.”
“The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.”