“A sermon should be like a woman’s dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.”
“The only thing I know about books, is that they should be like a woman's dress: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to be interesting. I read people.”
“A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”
“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”
“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”
“A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.”