“It's like zen. Only not as subtle.”
“The only Zen you find on tops of mountains is the Zen you bring there.”
“I stole this from Zen Master Suzuki Roshi: If it's not paradoxical it's not true!”
“HELLO! Look at me. HELLO! I am so ZEN. This is BLOOD. This is NOTHING. Hello. Everything is nothing, and it's so cool to be ENLIGHTENED. Like me.”
“It's such a waste to be subtle and vicious with people who don't even know that you're being subtle and vicious”
“In certain Zen monasteries, it's a cardinal rule, if not the only serious enforced discipline, that when one monk calls out 'Hi!' to another monk, the latter must call back 'Hi!' without thinking.”