“AHA!” screamed a voice from overhead . . . Peeves was hanging upside down from a chandelier and grinning maliciously at them.“Potty asked Loony to go to the party! Potty lurves Loony! Potty luuuuurves Looooooony!”And he zoomed away, cackling and shrieking, “Potty loves Loony!”
“Be good now, Potty...Weasel King...”
“There's something darn funny about an old librarian with a potty mouth.”
“Maybe Scotty the Potty turned into Scotty the Hottie. Have you thought about that?”
“I'd learned how to handle a gun before I was fully potty trained.”
“There was another time when Mike was really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty. Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was joe’s idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn’t mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it! Then we attacked him with air freshener”