“Sometimes me think what is love,and then me think love is what last cookie is for.Me give up the last cookie for you.”
“I can see that you don’t believe me. Maybe it was the cookie? Well, you refused to taste my cookies last night and honestly, I was going to eat the other cookie, but you looked so tired and sad sitting there, I figured you needed the cookie more than I did.”
“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”
“No cookie is a good cookie”
“I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.”