“It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.”
“I"d done more apologizing in the past week than a politician with a crack pipe and a sex addiction.”
“You mean you don’t know? (Wulf)No. In fact, I’m thinking right now that one, if not both of us, needs to put down the crack pipe and start this night over. (Cassandra)”
“No cookie is a good cookie”
“Cookie for you. Cookie for me.”
“I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself. Why refer to lady crack pipe or good sir dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied?”