“If you're going to have delusions, you might as well go for the really satisfying ones.”
“Even if you're going to die, you might as well die pretty.”
“Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.”
“If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.”
“In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.”
“If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly.”