“Foolish men always believe that a little knowledge will give them control over the world, but it is no more than a display of their vanity.”

“If I were in their place, I’d fall over myself.”

“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.”

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.”

“The world is going to hell. All we can do is look good on the trip. ”

“Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.”

“Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. ”