“Spotted Park BenchI am a park bench.Ordinary words cannotexpress my thoughts on birds.”

“Both observer and observed are parts of the world that has an objective existence, and any distinction between them has no meaningful significance. In other words, if you see a herd of zebras fighting for a spot in the parking garage, it is because there really is a herd of zebras fighting for a spot in the parking garage.”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
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“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones aretaken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.”PHOEBE TRAEGER”

“I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code.”