“... as if I’d said I wanted to sell cheese sandwiches outside GratefulDead concerts...”

“To simply hold a book, to imagine what it might say, would be a comfort.”

“His current theory is that Sutton lived three separate lives. The one he remembered, the one he told people about, the one that really happened.”

“Your best is whatever you can do comfortably without having a breakdown.”

“Did you read where the great-grandson of Nathan Hale got married this weekend? Give me liberty or give me death. That’s what the groom will be saying in about one month.”

“Your ancestral homeland is Queens, fuckface.”

“If you think Sigourney Weaver issexy then you are a homosexual.”