“O! Tril-lil-lil-lollythe valley is jolly,ha! ha!-Elves of Rivendell”
“Well, ha-jolly-ha to YOU, young Stiffie-- with knobs on!”
“O! Where are you goingWith beards all a-wagging?No knowing, no knowingWhat brings Mister Baggins, And Balin and Dwalin down into the valley in June ha! ha!”
“Rappers use words that rhymes, But When Lil Wayne Used Rhymes They don't really mean nothing.”
“Then I'll find another solution. You and I are alrunes, Lil Falcon. You'll never lose me.”
“Never go up against a Sicilian when death, is on the line.....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........(thump)”