“Love isn’t all rainbows and unicorns all thetime. And neither is life. Sometimes life is reallyfreaking hard.”
“sometimes life isn’t worth the pain. i’m going for a swim. goodbye, my love.”
“I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine.”
“Rainbows only look good next to Unicorns.”
“If life was fair, we’d get treated the way the we treat others and if life was fair, we’d get paid exactly what we are worth. And in the end, we’d all get exactly what we deserve. So, son, maybe it’s better if life isn’t fair. Sometimes I’m thankful that life isn’t fair.”
“Love doesn‘t magically turn the bars of their cell into rainbow beams and float them out to freedom on a cloud of unicorns and puppies.”