“This is a frat party, Meli. There are no good guys.”
“This is where Wulf’s people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris)”
“The reason girls can't find a good guy is because they look in the wrong places. Go to a library. Guys at a party are just looking for the next girl to fuck.”
“You freaking, flippin’, moronic frat boy!”
“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is it?”
“I consider myself a green party supporter...because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for the green party this one time, and he seemed like he had a great head on his shoulders for a homeless guy.”