“...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.”
“Think: who has vans, huh? Soccer moms and serial killers.”
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
“One serial killer sends me a human head in a box, and I get all spooked; Go figure.”
“We also told her you weren't a serial killer," Brit interjected.Cam nodded. "That's a glowing recommendation. Hey, at least he's not a serial killer. I'm going to put that on my Facebook profile.”
“I don't know why you're so hard to convince," I said, "But I'm really not that bad of a guy.""Spoken like a true serial killer.”