“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting it confused with the lost Book of Fred.”
“...the Bible is probably the most genocidal book in the literary canon.”
“Books. I'd probably spend all my time alone and lost in books if I could. It's easier that way.”
“Visit many good books, but live in the Bible.”
“I get absolutely and undeniably attached to book characters to the point where I cry and laugh with them, and physically miss them when I finish reading the book.”
“There is a book of Revelation in every one's life, as there is in the Bible.”