“You know, you remind me of my younger brother. I miss that kid, so much that I sometimes regret killing him.”

“You know, you remind me of my younger brother. I miss that kid, so much that I sometimes regret killing him.”

“You know, you remind me of my younger brother. I miss that kid, so much that I sometimes regret killing him.”

“She nodded, taking his pistol and showing him the button to release the empty clip.“Where did you learn how to shoot?” he asked.“I teach high school.”

“Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.”

“I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals.”

“While the modern Bible is missing many of its original passages, the Book of Bob isn’t one of them. You’re probably getting it confused with the lost Book of Fred.”