“I felt the human disease that is ignorance suddenly leave my body. Just like that. Like a hot, desperate piss after a long car ride.”
“After a long day of screaming at the trees, I smell like a skyscraper. Would you care to ride on my elevator shaft?”
“Driving a hot car is a lot like sex to me, or a lot like I keep thinking sex should be: A total body experience, overwhelming, to all the senses, taking you places you've never been, packing a punch that leaves you breathless and touches your soul. The Viper was way more satisfying then my last boyfriend.”
“I felt suddenly cruel, like I'd told small children there was no tooth fairy, that it was just their Mom sneaking into their room after they went to bed.”
“Then I felt like having a piss and I did that”
“I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.”