“Well, guilt is a bitch, but don't you think if you're thinking it in the first place that it just might be true?”
“Guilt's just your ego's way of tricking you into thinking that you're making moral progress. Don't fall for it, my dear.”
“Well, in the first place girls never marry the men they flirt with. Girls don't think it right.”
“Well, I don't know," said the Story Girl thoughtfully. "I think there are two kinds of true thing - true things that are, and true things that are not, but might be.”
“You're going to get us killed.""Well, since you got us kidnapped in the first place, I think it's only fair.”
“Why don't I like you?""Because you think I'm an asshole, and I'm not really, I'm just British and, well, you're not.”