“The feature article made my holy-shit-o-meter blare like a banshee”
“My jaw drops to form a capital O, as in, O Holy Shit.”
“...and - holy shit was this song bad. It was like the singer was stabbing my ear with a dagger made of dried turds.”
“Far, far away something made a single ghostly howl, like a banshee in the dark.”
“Holy shit!""Since when is shit holy?”
“The hot-o-meter started ringing like crazy as hot guys descended on me, my car and Tack from two directions. Boy was I glad I curled my hair.”