“Well, well, well. Tickle my Elmo ass silly.”
“What tickles the soul, makes all the world well again”
“...At your age?' My ass. As long as I feed & support my family, do my job & do it well, I'll act any age as I damn well please.”
“You’re ridiculous—”Heat crept up my face. “Well, you’re a pompous ass.”
“Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.”
“You know where your head and your ass are? Well they're about to become well acquainted with each other”